Killer Video Game!!!

Stop whatever you are doing and play Bush Shootout. It is the coolest game there is, fool. Seriously, you get to be President Bush and you fight with terrorists, just like George W. Bush does in real life. He is so brave, I hope I grow up the be 1/8th as brave as he is. It took a lot of courage to show all those pictures and movies from 9-11 at the convention knowning how the Loony Left would claim he was using a national tragedy for partisan advantage, but Bush ran that risk and it paid off big. What a hero.