Best Friends Forever

You know back when I was in High School Big Tom Eliopolous III and I were enemies, but when I found out he liked George W. Bush as much as I did, it was like I had a new brother. What joy! Now Tom and I spend all our free time together reading each other poems we wrote about the Commander-In-Chief. To unwind we like to kick protesters that hate the President while they are handcuffed.